Joke When Chatting

I had a friend who suddenly pm me on msn the other day *Name change to protect identity*

Guy : I want to buy an air ticket and go far away
JT : Oh Ok, go where?
Guy : I want to go to Indonesia, join earthquake.hehe
JT : Oh ok. Don't think they will fly in too.
Guy : Go medan ler, got dead volcano. next year go, no passport
JT : ok. why don't go local
Guy : been too much local, been nearly every where. i reject frens going pangkor. go place more worth

JT : then where worth going?
Guy : indo, thai, singapore, korea
JT : that will cost $
Guy : willing to spend
JT : u must be paid well.


It goes on longer but I shall not reveal all. Its a real joke.